Archive for February, 2007

《巴士总站生存道》— 1

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

巴士总站人海里,要怎样化险为夷?笔者在巧合中,发现了这本失传已旧的宝典,现在就和大家分享。

《巴士总站生存道》第一式:爱破死 (ipod)
此乃初层心法,成功练者能与世隔绝,不受外界打扰,达到心身合一的重要境界。
要注意的是,若练不妥当,走火入魔,身体将不受控的手舞足蹈,仿佛随着音乐抖动。
基本要求:口袋需有足够现金,不然难练成。

《巴士总站生存道》第二式:砍燃扑樂 (crumpler)
此层心法成功练者背与腰部刀枪不入,不怕各种暗器的偷袭,譬如;书包(低级的),子袋,手提电脑等。
要注意的是,招式的用次量有限,而且不敌《横行霸道》一重霸:割嘶 (guess)。
基本要求:口袋需有足够现金,不然难练成。

《巴士总站生存道》第三式:空围丝全星 (converse all-stars)
此中层心法能让练者轻功达至潜能巓峰,健步如飞,轻易闪避迎面而来的攻击。有腿法三式;木挖克 (moonwalk),步热克 (break),截撕克 (jazz)。
要注意的是,练者须身穿牛仔长裤,不然必遭反噬,弄得颜面无存。
基本要求:口袋需有足够现金,不然难练成。

下回传授第四式致第六式,敬请耐心等待。

雨天的思索

Monday, February 26th, 2007

巴士上的冷气,好冷好冷。
外头的大雨,仿佛淋湿了自己。
不对,我真的是湿了!为何?
想想… 在上巴士前,做了什么?
冲了涼,忘了擦身?跳进泳池里?
不… 都不是。
是忘了带伞,被雨淋湿了!
明明在眼前的答案,怎么就得花这么久才发现?
望一望四周,不都是好友吗?
怎么就得花这么久才发现?
心里想的,不就是爱人吗?
怎么就得花这么久才发现?

怎么就得花这么久才发现得花这么久发现?

KidsCentral TV host audition

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

tmr i’ll be going for the audition for Kids Central TV host. Wish me luck! oh and after that have to go Ben & Jerry’s at The Cathay to host the bands showcase for TalentQuestX. gosh i don’t sound like a student anymore.. =)

P.S: stop eating cup noodles for meals!

御寒的书温

Monday, February 19th, 2007

有了这书温,真是件快乐的事。
为御寒带来不少惊喜。

Life philos [yH ver 2.007]

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

"try everything once, unless it hurts on the first try"

"happiness is in all the little things"

"life is not a bed of roses, but i don’t like roses anyway. Sunflower’s way cuter!"

"I know i should have hit back, but i didn’t…"

"ta dA!!"

"IFF roCkxx"

"friends are like salt, without them, life is bland and tasteless
friends are like sugar, how sweet to have them
friends are like lemons, refreshingly zesty
friends are like chillis, hot stuff
friends are like Bad Medicine, Bad Medicine is all i need"

"Smile, it is the longest word that closes the largest gaps"

"momento mori"

"carpe diem"

"never say never to never"

"i think, therefore i am"

"love is a gift to make you complete"

"Chandler is COOL!"

"The best place to be doing the best thing: grassy plain with a good book"

"i am a blessed soul"

"massevolnahuy"

record breaking day

Friday, February 16th, 2007

in more ways than one.
- most amount of money spent on CNY clothes in one day
- most meals in a day for a long long time
- most places visited in a day (5!)
- most amount of time spent with gf
- happiest since i dunno when~

P.S: TopMan has nice polo tees. And i look different in them.

i’m HOT (literally)

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

*i’ve a fever, i’m hot, i can’t be stop….*
ushering in the Pig year, i believe my luck has just taken a turn for the worse. chinese call it 犯太岁. then again, i’m not the really superstitious kind, so whatever lah. running a slight fever, nothing some water (amounting to about the same as floodwaters of Johor) can’t solve. bloated like a water balloon..

going to shop for CNY clothes tmr finally… leaving it super late.. oh well, at least get to go out with gf lah~ (hard to book! hahaha) hope i can get something my mum wont kill me for… (means no black.. shit).

Oh yah, Mayday’s newest album is super nice, as usual. 为爱而生 album has 13 songs, and i highly recommend the songs 为爱而生, 我又初恋了, 寵上天. they are officially my favourite chinese band.

P.S: Aku Cinta Pada Mu

massevolnahuy

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

had a tiring but happy day. *cough cough COUGH*
happy enough to *jump for joy, shed tears, throws hand up in the air, screams at the top of lungs* *coUgh X 10000*
yup think the coughing sums up how my BODY felt.

P.S: Never thought Gerbera was a pretty flower till today. And that Cassius Rose body mist could be used on a guy.

MINE

Saturday, February 10th, 2007

Slow the world,
And savour.
Maybe,
Another time,
None would have come to pass.
Truth is, what
Happened,
Already did.
I believe,
Sincerely…

Eat Grass

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

NUS Career Fair 2007. 90+ companies. shouldn’t have too much problem finding a suitable job right? Apparently not for a Science graduate.. the whole fair was more or less set up for Engin and Business grads… WTF… KPMG was damn direct: "we are only looking for Business graduates" Didn’t even bother answering us… @!#%$^%. Hence i think i’ll have to eat grass when i graduate in like 3 months time.

As i was the student ambassador for today, had to dress up in business attire. black shirt, black pants, white tie. i think i was super AA, but i realised Science Faculty really need people tt dresses up very much… spice it uP! Change the image of Science Faculty please!

it’s wonderful to have people doing something for you. even the smallest things. =)